Homework is easy. If you are a teacher, give your class more homework.
Homework is easy because third grade is the easiest grade in the world. I already know this stuff because I learned algebra in 1st grade at Montessori School of Louisville. Spelling is easy because you copy it down on a sheet. We don’t even have gifted homework.
The only homework that is hard is science because it’s longer and you have to write more sentences. You have write stuff you read in the book about pollution. If I were the Homework King, I would throw it out and do science, rather than write.
I like social studies because you learn about people. Social studies is easy because you don’t write as much.
Writing is a little hard, too because you have to write a lot of words, a lot of adjectives and a lot of nouns. We don’t have writing homework. If we did, it would probably be the only homework that’s hard.
If my teachers gave me more homework, I would want all of the subjects. I want harder homework. I want it to be challenging.
The whole point of this blog is to have harder homework. I really do want it.
p.s. Miss H., I’m going to vote for you for Sumo Wrestling!
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I like science best too! You still have to write a lot in chemistry class, but it’s all in formulas. It’s almost a secret code telling other scientists what is going on. But I like typing too. It makes writing so much easier and I like to listen to the rhythm of each keystroke. If you learn how to type using all your fingers, you might like how fast it goes, almost like talking.
The first thing I thought of when I read this was “I Hope You Dance” by Lee Ann Womack; the first line “I hope you never lose your sense of wonder.” I really do, because we need more people like you!